Turn Down for What???

OMG I'm dying.  Seriously.  I think my eyeballs have melted right out of my head.  My skin feels like parchment paper and my tongue is swollen to 10 times it's normal size.  The ladies in my office have the heat cranked to almost 80 and they all have the little space heaters under their desks turned on.  I keep my house thermostat set at 67 during the winter.  I feel like I'm working in the Amazon . . . the heat and humidity are killing me and I have a splitting headache every day I come in.  I've been drinking at least three or four 8 oz. glasses of water a day but it's not helping.  It's like Africa hot in here.  I may have to come into work naked tomorrow.