Transplanted Yankee raising 2 beautiful daughters and a hubby on a never-ending search for a decent bagel and a slice a pizza in the South. Short and sassy, loyal, funny, slightly sarcastic, practically blind, 40-ish, loves to read, travel, and spend time with family and friends. According to one of my children, I like to wear make-up and party. Still madly in love with (and married to) my high school sweetheart. Samantha Brown has my dream job. I like margaritas, can't stand coconut or bananas. I will do anything for a friend in need. Just don't mess with my family. I'm very, very protective. Pretty much a non-BS kind of gal; I have no patience for drama, ignorance or stress-inducing activities or behavior.
I guess it's high time for a refresh.
Some things haven't really changed. I'm still short and sassy, still loyal, still can't see for sh*t, still love to read, still love to travel. Still in love with my wonderful husband. Still hate coconut and bananas but love a good margarita. Still can't stand drama and stupid people. Still very, very protective.
Some things have changed. A lot. I'm no longer "slightly" sarcastic. I am full-on sarcastic and make no apologies for it. Not sure if I'm still in the South. Is Texas considered the South? Mid-West? Or is Texas just Texas? Does Texas stand on its own??? I am no longer 40-ish. I am now 50. No ish. Just 50.
Some things are new. For instance, I can now add "paddle boarding" as one of my hobbies. I'd like to buy my own SUP this summer. I can also add "kick-ass Catering Sales Manager" under the career section of my profile. And soon I'll be able to add "Proud Member of the Daughter's of the American Revolution." I guess I should probably also add "amateur genealogist" while I'm at it. And, within the next couple of months, I can add "happy empty nester!"
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