Waiting Room(s)

Did ya' ever sit in a waiting room and wonder why all the magazines are tore up and pages missing? Did ya' ever wonder what kind of person would do that to a magazine that is supposed to be there for every one's enjoyment? Well, I met that person this morning. She sat across from me at the orthodontists office and tore through the current issues of Good Housekeeping, Redbook, Better Homes & Gardens and Southern Living with reckless abandon. She ripped through those magazines like a paper shredder and then had the audacity to call her mother and tell her "I'm sitting here at the orthodontist office and found some really good recipes. I'll bring them over to you tonight."