10 on Tuesday and Entirely WAAAAY TMI

No "10 on Tuesday" for me yesterday. It was about baseball. I know almost nothing about baseball so I wouldn't have done the questions any justice. Better to only answer the "10 on Tuesday" questions I can answer somewhat intelligently!!!

Hey Jessica Simpson! We all know you're pregnant. You don't need to touch your belly in every single photo. We also know you're having a girl. And now, thanks to recent interviews, we all know entirely way too much about your sex life. http://www.eonline.com/news/pregnant_jessica_simpson_talks/300677
Honey, some things are better left unsaid. And what goes on between a man and a woman behind closed doors is private.
http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0314-jessica-simpson-libido.aspx So amazing to me that she would speak so openly about her sex life considering she's an unwed mother living with her boyfriend. I guess the naive, virginal Christian girl act went out the window after her divorce from Nick Lachey. Let us not forget this is the same woman who had a fit when former boyfriend/douchebag John Mayer referred to her as "sexual napalm" and said she was "crazy in bed" in an interview. She said she was horribly embarrassed because her grandmother heard about his remarks. But it's OK for her to talk about her bedroom antics with boyfriend Eric? Hmmmm...sounds like a double standard to me.

So Wrong Yet So Funny on So Many Levels

I've seen this a couple of times on various blogs and was on the fence about doing it (I really, really don't want to offend my husband!) but here goes!

Disclaimer: Even though this exercise is "Eff, Marry, Kill" I really don't want to "kill" anybody. Maybe just have him disappear for a while but certainly don't wish anyone dead.

So I decided to go with Jennifer Anniston's ex-boyfriends. And let's be honest. There have been a lot of them over the years.

John "D-Bag" Mayer: I would like to see him disappear. The guy is the king of all d-bags and makes crappy music. You know you're a d-bag when poor innocent little Taylor Swift writes a song about you.

Vince Vaughn: Hmmmm. Had to think about this one for a minute. I think I would sleep with Vince Vaughn but not marry. I think he'd be fun for a while but definately not husband material. He looks like he'd be the kind to slap you on the ass after sex and ask you to go get him a beer.

Owen Wilson: Despite the jacked up nose (or maybe because of it???), I think Owen would be the one I'd marry out of Jen Aniston's ex's.

So, there you have it!