I've seen this a couple of times on various blogs and was on the fence about doing it (I really, really don't want to offend my husband!) but here goes!
Disclaimer: Even though this exercise is "Eff, Marry, Kill" I really don't want to "kill" anybody. Maybe just have him disappear for a while but certainly don't wish anyone dead.
So I decided to go with Jennifer Anniston's ex-boyfriends. And let's be honest. There have been a lot of them over the years.
John "D-Bag" Mayer: I would like to see him disappear. The guy is the king of all d-bags and makes crappy music. You know you're a d-bag when poor innocent little Taylor Swift writes a song about you.
Vince Vaughn: Hmmmm. Had to think about this one for a minute. I think I would sleep with Vince Vaughn but not marry. I think he'd be fun for a while but definately not husband material. He looks like he'd be the kind to slap you on the ass after sex and ask you to go get him a beer.
Owen Wilson: Despite the jacked up nose (or maybe because of it???), I think Owen would be the one I'd marry out of Jen Aniston's ex's.
So, there you have it!
1 comment:
Owen is pretty deng funny...nose all jacked up or not. It would be a tie for Vince Vaughn....although..there's just something about him - I get a vibe. And I totally couldn't get over his first name. Thats another story. There IS something to be said for being with a man who makes you laugh daily. Its at the the TOP of 'my list'.
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