KJ and I watched the show live and tried to get T to watch with us from Denver but she couldn't get the ABC app to work properly. Here's my thoughts on the second episode:
- It was a long episode. I'm new at all this so I thought it was just going to be a 1-hour show.
- I didn't realize the Bachelor could give out roses willy-nilly throughout the episode. I thought he only gave them out at the end of each show during the rose ceremony.
- The date with the one girl from Alabama, (Miss Alabama USA), Hannah B was very awkward despite it being her birthday. You could tell she was nervous and uncomfortable. I don't blame her. I would be too. I'm nervous and awkward on a regular basis and don't have cameras following me around. And I understand her need to be perfect all the time. I have a daughter like that. The night time date got a little better when she started to open up and talk about her own sexual experience(s). Which I found interesting. I was wondering how the sweet Southern girls were going to handle the topic of their own sexuality if and when it came up. I think Hannah B's experience is pretty common . . . she thought she was in love so they took the next step. Oh! And #RollTide Yup. Like I said, awkward.
- I find it so incredibly rude and disrespectful when the girls interrupt each other during one-on-one time with the Bachelor. During competition or group dates, that's fine. But not cool to interrupt someone else's time. Which brings me to:
- The two girls trying to out-do each other with noisemakers. What are you? Ten? An air horn? A pot and pan? I think the one girl was the same one who showed up with a snorkel in last week's episode and said she was "drowning in a sea of bitches." She had a whistle with her then so the airhorn was an apparent upgrade. Oh! And she made some cheesy comment about "being horny."
- Tracy is going to blow a gasket. For real. She's got a vein in her forehead that is going to burst. She had a mini-melt down last night and it was only episode 2. It's just a matter of time before she goes full-blown nuts. She is totally triggered by:
- Demi. Girl. The robe? The fantasy "closet?" Touching the "group rose?" Jumping off the stage during the group date and kissing Colton??? This is one very aggressive chick from Texas. And, on top of her assertive behavior, she's making fun of the "older" ladies in the house. Tracy confronted Demi and Demi apologized in an extremely condescending manner, but Demi was still confident she would receive the stem. Not. So. Fast. Colton gave the rose to Elyse (she’s 31; he’s 26). Demi subsequently dubbed Elyse a cougar. Elyse, btw, is a confident, very attractive red-head.
- The Pageant Drama is going to get pretty intense if the sneak peeks are anything to go by. Caeylnn, Miss North Carolina USA, gossiped a bit with the other girls about Hannah B. These two girls not only competed in the Miss USA competition together, but they were even roommates! According to Caelynn, Hannah was extremely upset (read "jealous") when Caelynn placed higher than her and Hannah B flipped her sh*t in a hot minute. Caelynn also predicted Hannah B's behavior will rear its ugly head again soon. Hannah B also mentioned Caelynn to Hannah G. But good for Hannah G! She seems to be playing it cool and staying true to herself. From what we could see, she did not stoop to their level and did not gossip. She listened to what Hannah B was saying, but didn't add any fuel to the fire.
- In the end, Annie, who grew up in Wisconsin but attended . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . Yup! You guessed it! Alabama! #RollTide went home last night. And some other girls. IDK. This early in the season I don't even know if they have names or if they are just called Girl like in Birdbox (i.e., Girl #1, Girl #2, Girl #3).
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