Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Kendall-ism's

Daughter #2 totally butchers the English language and it's really, really funny.

Some of my favorites are:

"Thank you Catherine Obvious" (rather than "Captain Obvious").

"It was an obstacle illusion."

"She Pacifically told me I had to....."

"I don't know what substantial means."

"Grape Myrtle"

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