Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I'm Toast People!

Nice day at playschool. Got lots of nice gifts. Margaret gave me some candles which smell awesome! Ava Clare's mom embroidered us holiday towels. We got a Starbucks travel cup and gift card, some pretty notecards, and a Publix gift card with some chocolate cookie mix.

My morning started off HORRIBLE. Buddy was being So, So, So bad he wouldn't get out from under our bed so I could leave for work. In a fit of fury, I threw the mattress of the frame and grabbed the furry little turd by his neck. I was so aggravated w/ him I practically threw him down the steps. He was so stupid this morning. He wouldn't not get on his bed. He spent the entire morning outside. I thought for sure the dog catcher or the wild coyotes roaming the neighborhood would get him. Then, I couldn't find the lid to my travel mug for my morning cup of tea. I don't ask for much. Just one freaking cup of tea a day. In another it of rage, I just threw all of the tupperware on the floor until I found the right lid. All that tupperware is still sitting there and it's now almost 4 PM. Then, as if that wasn't enough, the god-damn, freaking garage door would not open. I tried that damn thing 10 times. I even went outside, did the garage code and got nothing. I finally call Chris hysterical but he was on a conference call and really couldn't help me. Well, if nothing else false, push the freaking button rapidly until it works. FINALLY, the door opened. Chris called me on my way to work (I was almost 15 minutes late by the way) and asked what he could do to help. I started crying and told him to buy me an economy size bottle of valium and book me for a week at the funny farm.


monkeyseemonkeydontdo said...

S@#$T! That was a mess of a day, drink a few crawl in to bed and sleep it off!! Ha! It is good to know I am not the only one who has days like that!

Unknown said...

aww, miss balerie, i'm so sad that your morning was so yucky. hope today was better. about once a year we all have a day like that, shawn's adice is good. tomorrow will be better.

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