Thursday, January 31, 2008

Waste of My Time

I have spent the better part of my afternoon deleting any and all references of my brother, my sister-in-law and my neice and nephew from my blog per my sister-in-law's request. If I do happen to show a photo of one of their children, I will be careful to maintain their private identities as set forth in the Witness Protection Program guidelines; article 854-LGA. Also, if I do happen to refer to one of them in writing they will now be known as: the brother-who-shalt-not-be-named, the sister-in-law-who-shalt-not-be-named, the nephew-who-shalt-not-be-named and the neice-who-shalt-not-be-named. Any further comments or questions regarding this matter should be directed to the Editor. Thank you.


monkeyseemonkeydontdo said...

You provide me with lots of smiles, THANKS!

Valerie said...

yeah, I put the "fun" back in dysfunctional.

kristie said...

i'm sorry but that made me laugh hysterically. it's precisely why no one in my family even KNOWS i have a blog!

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